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A vote of thanks first!!!
Well, Sujan Das, great vocals, superb play at the strings, may Rupam Islam, Simli datta and Sandip Chanda be proud of you. However, as far as TRP is concerned, better luck next time. you might chose to post in orthogonal times with Puja Sinha... or if you want another "My Name is Khan" competing "3 Idiots", u choose!!!
Cheers to Animesh das, too, thanks for all the information you scribed for me.... a doc would not be such a bad idea, I suppose! I am sure Goutam and Pritam are already into it. Nice chaps, u know!!! always busy keeping me clean and organised.... polished.... thank u demi-dads!!!!!
Now, back to the Khaas Khabrein:
Phew! The last few days had been mindblowing.... A week of love it was, when romance was roaming all wild.... proposals were made, dinners were certained (and curtained), and hearts were shattered
to dejection.
Puja Sinha has mastered the art of generating spams with her record breaking comment chain. She seems not to have got rid of her earthly desires of seeking attention yet, though I am pretty sure, the day's not too far, when the dough is going to transform into a full-fledged NAAN!! Anyways, Puja, can you please let my viewers know, where did get the magic figure, 6,666,666....
Needless to say, Puja sinha, your charms still work, for not just on a bunch of lunatics and fan-fatals who are busy with the comments in your spam chain, but your cupidity did compel a sagely man shake off his brhmacharya, too. Remember Sandeep Das? His friends failed to break the spell, the Godsent Menka named Anamika Saha tried, failed, reported abuse, failed, semaphored and still failed, and finally with an utter sense of shame, fled "soon-ly". May your soul Rest In Peace, Menka! And Pandey ji aka Sandeep Das, wish you all the best with this newly attained garhastya
Not that other people haven't tried to compete with Puja's spammer, but almost all of them were super flops. KumarJyoti Chakraborty had a luck so ill, that Puja herself had to come and console him.... KJC, feeling like Raf. Nadal? "I was not perfectly prepared"!!!! Well, shit happens!!!
If that was not enough, another audacious effort by Lt. Parama Debnath scored a big Zero in seeking attention lately. She deserted me of course, humiliated, but in her deathly bellows she was successful, though, thus sowing the seed of the ever-feared demolition device in the minds of my cordial denizens, the Report Abuse button!!! May her revolutionary soul Rest in Peace too....
Ankita, 3 cheers to you..... 2 big hits within a week.... both of them trampled under your heels .... for those who witnessed the holocaust, Abhijit Das has rolled down the list of removed members.... must be heartbroken, Ankita, you should not have been that cruel!!!! And that "better luck next time, Abhijit!!!"???? What was that????
Anti-love spill-bugs were merely active for the last few days. I missed Pankaj Chakraborty after a demonic comment which did blast the brains of the mega-spammer!!!! Arnab Debnath is dormant for the last few days, perhaps preparing for the coronation!!!! Subhajit Paul, "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!!!!" You and Subinoy Roy driving the girls crazy i hear.... hey, not after you, buggers... outta me!!!! Dad, I think making him an admin was a lousy idea. Duh!!!!
I had so much more to say, but for brevity sake, lets call it a day now, fellas. Oh, yeah, before we promise to meet next Friday, let's congatulate Dipambita for the best comment ever, "i dont thnk myself a gust....dont treat like a gust... M nw part of ths group..." and Abhishek Basu Roy Choudhury for his "ehaante"..... and as for the best post in the last few days, definitely Animesh das (as per viewers' choice), but I loved this one, personally:
Adieu, friends! See you next week. Enjoy the weekend!!!
