Sunday, October 16, 2011

পূজাবার্ষিকী

Long Time, eh? Well, my Pen is just another mortal, after all! Does it seem fair that it is not allowed to take casual leaves? So, it did!

When I turned the almost soiled pages of this diary today, I smiled, sarcastically! A layer of dust well settled, where are u admins? And where is your jharudaar, another black-ship of an admin, the Subhajit Paul? Engrossed in his new-found aphrodisiac endeavours? And where the hell are my Dads? Kishaloy, All you seem to have lost is just another leg! Heart-broken, already? Go, read Stephen Hawkins!!!! And did anybody notice that we have got an admin missing, or should that not be surprising enough, keeping his minuscule structure in mind?

Anyways, lets revive, of whatever is left of my glory. And my members, who still decide to stick around. A lot happened since the last page (well, in small print I confess of exaggerating, since most of those happenings were spilled over photos and movie banners, starting from those of Neermahal to Mahesh Babu Wallpapers to the first cut previews of Hollywood releases, and of course, some job opportunities not responded to ...) and some of the members were pretty busy in keeping my esteems high. A series of meet-arounds were arranged in Agartala, this Durga puja, and a few of hitherto hibernating people have recently gained status of humming birds, thanks to Sandip Chanda and the efforts he had put towards making them successful.

Ahhhhhhhaaaahhhh, Sandip Chanda, a helluva guy. Worth gazing at!!! Worth talking about!!! But not worth talking to!!! Well, not everybody can afford a TAB!!!! And since the conclusive discussion, the idiot is well backed by another (name's Pankaj Mukherjee), according to whom Skype is also making a telephone call.

Since we did start about Pankaj, its worth mentioning that his ever-famishing misogynous hunger met with an end after his delicious confrontation with Puja regarding Earthworms and Snakes (delicious???? well, of course, you saw the video, rite!!!). And what a pity ... you got yourself sandwitched between two chuk-chuk-ers!!! Pankaj, enough buddy! Retire in peace! Let Diptanu Saha take over now! And Puja, Sandeep Das is back for you!

Anyways, I know some of my members are a bit of a slapstick, but not all! Some of them are real sweet-toothed, much like Subinoy Roy (now with enhanced sweeteners from that overturned coffee mug). To start with, lets thank him for presenting us with two more admins, Abhishek Paul and Mousumi Sen (the latter's not a TIF admin, though!). And of course, for introducing the private tutor for some good-for-nothing Podder (Arindam, not you, please!). Sharbari, another sweet-tooth! Cacophony, she might be!

As a matter of fact, since the last page, after the perpetual demise of my heinous Pen, "the Saranya Datta" has not spared a single post of her jargons. Simply elated by her victory against the wicked admin (read Sweeping off the Sweeper), she has left her dactylogram (dont bother!! Or google!!!) in every post to menifest her presence. Courtesy to her, sometimes I feel like walking down a veterinary ward, when I scroll down the home page. Saranya, all I can assure is a temporary serenity. The jharudaar will be back, soon!

All said, Its time to leave. For now, at least. My Pen will try to keep up to your expectations. Admins, do take good care. Help save this group from becoming a mere billboard. And I do hope to keep up to the growth rate as predicted by Debashis Sutradhar, so that some people with intentions of a matrimonial start-up in TIF may find the debut match!!!

See Ya......

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